Thanks to Netflix, The Office lives on for another generation. It's my wife's go to series. She's gone through the entire run at least 15 times. I'm not kidding. The kids will ask, is this from season 4 or 5? Needless to say, my whole family knows all the lines inside and out.
Jim Halpert:Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute:That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert:False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute:That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert:Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute:Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?
Michael Scott:[screaming into the office] I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Jan's lawyer:How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott:Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer:And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott:That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer:Excuse me?
Michael Scott:[slowly] That's what she said.
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