I don't know who your favorite Brewers player is these days, or if you even have one.
But, it should Eric Thames.
The guy is wordly, hilarious, and needs a catchy nickname for the thousands of t-shirts he's going to sell this summer. I mentioned it to Tom Haudricourt of the Journal Sentinel, and he came up with "The Korean Missile."
Not sure if that one will work...
If you have ideas, send them to me on twitter @DrewOlsonMKE.